Wallpaper Project

Death stalks you at every turn.

love=barf+fubarf

Possible wallpaper design

Wednesday's to do List

1. Shave

2. Drink God's Blood

3. Feed Goats

4. Make Goats

5. Bite throat off a Zebra

6. Repopulate the Earth

7. Kajagoogoo

news

Andrew Freud kisses girl.

Poject 3

my ideas are in full bloom. aaron hoffer and i have been pollinating each others pointy pods and after some work, we shall invite the world to get all up in there! We are heroically setting out to TAKE SHIT ON!!! Such as:

What does the alphabet stand for? What does radar spell backwards? Is the Spanish Civil War going on in your pants? where did you get that brownie? May I? Man't I?

fasten your seat belts Motherfuckers?

Zak Sabbath

Graduate of Cooper Union, Internationally renowned artist, alt pornog star, and dear friend Zak Sabbth's Illustrations for every page of Gravity's Rainbow. here: http://www.themodernword.com/pynchon/zak_smith/title.htm

here's his 100 Girls 100 Octopuses Exhibition as well:

http://fredericksfreisergallery.com/zaxart/octopus_girls/index.html

Pataphysics and the Kabbalah

This is one of the most in depth studies of pataphysics i can find aside from the works of Alfred Jarry and Gary Sullivan, and definitely the most interesting outside the original manuscripts. check of load of it:

http://www.maybelogic.org/maybequarterly/05/0506TowardsAPatakabbal.htm

Online Yale Courses

go to this link http://www.youtube.com/user/YaleCourses and watch Yale lectures for free on youtube. also available on itunes. I recommend "The American Novel Since 1945" with Amy Hungerford and "John Milton" with John Rodgers. I've already watched them all.

1000 Avant Garde Films.

http://ubu.com/film/index.html

TUESDAY!!! TUESDAY!!! TUESDAY!!!!

If you like:

MONSTER TRUCKS, BUD LIGHT, GIANT ROBOT FIGHTS, SEX, FIRE, FREE MONEY!!! Come on down to the "END OF SUMMER POETRY SLAMOREE!!!!" this TUESDAY! tuesday! TUESDAY!!! . Andrew Freud is delivering an indefinitely timed lecture on Buggynauts, short shorts, skunk apes, roller coasters and much more.9:00 Eastern time at Brew Ha Ha Hope it's not passed your bedtime... wuss. For ticket information or directions call 1-800-BORN2DOIT, that number again is 1-800-BORN2DOIT!!!

The Parable of Eristic Escalation

Thelonious held the bucket under mother while she vomitted out her tracheotomy. learned valuable lesson: Learning Lessons Lessons Learning.

Mortal Goyle (a sketch)

Tail man.

http://www.geocities.com/tailman_99/frame1.htm

God works in mysterious ways.

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this dude looks like the guy from "Something Wicked this Way Comes," except instead of pictures of lost children on his hands, he just has way too much time

Fantodrom.

check a load of this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ywJaOMK5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjtI2WZTZ9k

back when gutenberg and akroyd could show up on a motorcycle and heads would spin.

the Moro Reflex

Moro Reflex: when a young baby has fallen to sleep, he may startle himself awake by inadvertently whacking himself in the face. It has been theorized that this newborn baby flailing, called the moro reflex, is a vestigial monkey move- the baby reaching out to grab it’s mother’s fur or safety. Some babies get little scratch marks all over from doing this. There are mitts available, and swaddling helps as well.

Next Five Furs.

First Five Furs.

Smother Party

Smother Party: (n) rural English custom designed to eliminate aged and bedfast dependants. The so afflicted familty throws a “smother party” where the guests pile mattresses on the old liability, climb up on the mattresses and lush themselves out.