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The Parable of Eristic Escalation

Thelonious held the bucket under mother while she vomitted out her tracheotomy. learned valuable lesson: Learning Lessons Lessons Learning.

Mortal Goyle (a sketch)

Tail man.

http://www.geocities.com/tailman_99/frame1.htm

God works in mysterious ways.

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this dude looks like the guy from "Something Wicked this Way Comes," except instead of pictures of lost children on his hands, he just has way too much time

Fantodrom.

check a load of this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ywJaOMK5w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjtI2WZTZ9k

back when gutenberg and akroyd could show up on a motorcycle and heads would spin.

the Moro Reflex

Moro Reflex: when a young baby has fallen to sleep, he may startle himself awake by inadvertently whacking himself in the face. It has been theorized that this newborn baby flailing, called the moro reflex, is a vestigial monkey move- the baby reaching out to grab it’s mother’s fur or safety. Some babies get little scratch marks all over from doing this. There are mitts available, and swaddling helps as well.

Next Five Furs.

First Five Furs.

Smother Party

Smother Party: (n) rural English custom designed to eliminate aged and bedfast dependants. The so afflicted familty throws a “smother party” where the guests pile mattresses on the old liability, climb up on the mattresses and lush themselves out.